NUDE CLEANER WANTED

Friday 29 May 2015

NUDE CLEANER WANTED



A self-confessed 'voyeur' pensioner is advertising in his local newsagents for a £20-an-hour nude cleaner and has received around 11 applications a week.

The 69-year-old divorcee from Bristol, who only wants to be known as John, has placed an advert in a newsagents as he seeks his fourth employee in as many years.
His demands are simple: wash the dishes, a bit of dusting and general tidying - all naked and in return they get paid above the market rate.

The former land surveyor, whose closest friends are unaware of his adventurous housekeeping, said there was 'nothing sexual' about the scenario.

John, who divorced his wife 24 years ago, said he enjoyed getting to know the women and slammed 'left-wing feminists with nothing else to say' who have criticised his adverts.
He said: 'I'm not doing anything illegal. I'm not harming anyone. I'm a voyeur, in the truest sense of the word.

'If I was a pervert, I would use an escort agency. If I wanted sex, I would go to a red light district. Demeaning to women? I don't think it is. I think that is pathetic actually.
'Often they say to me after their first shift: "That was not as bad as I thought it would be". I get to know them and become friends.' 

He said: 'I look for somebody who is interesting physically and somebody who has a life. Someone who feels happy within themselves. I think humans are interesting in all shapes and sizes. but a person's personality shines through when they are in the nude.

'We all have things we would like to improve. I disagree with cosmetic surgery.'
John has no plans to curtail his hobby any time soon, and has already had two responses to his most recent advert - along with multiple pranksters.

John said: 'I am going to keep having an adventure. Some people may think what I'm doing is wrong, and they are entitled to their opinion. 'But if I was some sort of dirty old pervert, why would I not do something more sexual?

'Yes I am a voyeur, yes I like to look at women, but I am not doing anything illegal. I am certainly not forcing the women to do anything.  Two of the old cleaners still text me to this day to check up on me. I would recommend it to everyone.' daily mail


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